In two sleeps Smudgie and I will wake up to the longest weekend of the year.
Apparently Mommy will be on summer holidays and will be home with us for many sleeps. We are both very excited.
Yay Summer!
Take care all.
Rudy, who is also on holidays.
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Sunday, June 26, 2011
One more thing, and I've no idea if this will work or not...
Check this out...
My first attempt at uploading something to Youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W9QbG_OnPs
Take care all!
TechnoRudy
My first attempt at uploading something to Youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W9QbG_OnPs
Take care all!
TechnoRudy
RollerRudy
Hi guys.
I just got back from rollerblading, and boy are my legs tired. No wait, they're not tired at all. They feel great. They want to run. Yes, that's it. My legs were made for running and that's what they want...so Daddy, let's go again, right now. Daddy? Daddy? DADDYYYYYY!!!
Oh wait, Mommy said he's sleeping. We've been back less than three minutes and he's already snoring in bed. I don't get it. I do all the work and he does all the hanging on. Why oh why is HE so tired?
Sigh.
I guess that's it for today. I hope that there's a tomorrow that includes roller blading too.
There are some things going on here that concern me. The biggest is that we are DROWNING in these things called Rubbermaid tubs. They are everywhere. Thousands have invaded our dining room, and frankly there's not much dining going on in that room anymore.
Sigh again.
You may also notice that I've tucked in my Kong here. I figure if this is really just a funny way of packing and moving out and not letting me know I should be prepared. I love my Kong, and would definitely not be moving without it!
There's also a small issue with Mommy's plants on the deck. Apparently it's not okay to pee on them and kill them. How can that be? We pee on the weeds in Poo Corner and they are HIGH. But yet these delicate little flowers on the deck are apparently so dangerous that we don't dare pee on them. Well I, Rudy the Brave, do not fear them, and I will prevail.
I just wish Mommy would stop yelling things like, "Get off the step," and "Rudy, No!" and something about how much money the plants cost. Uprights, eh?
Did you notice the "eh?" I am truly a Canadian dog now. This Friday I will celebrate my second Canada Day AND I've even tasted poutine. Now that is something for a country to be proud of!
Well, I need to go friends. Take care all and remember, rollerblade whenever you can.
RolloRudy!
Saturday, June 25, 2011
I am still here...
Smudgie has recovered fully from his back injury and Daddy hid Mommy's laptop and I cannot hold that Xoompad thingie in my paws so I have been unable to post.
I will be back online just as soon as I can.
I miss you all.
Take care all and don't forget me.
Rudy, the disconnected
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Just a quick observation...
Hudson and I have been listening to the uprights whine all week that there is no food in the house.
We are tired of hearing about it, and would like to offer the following two suggestions:
1. You have legs, opposable thumbs, and cars. Go to a grocery store already!
2. If you can't bring yourself to shop, quit whining and eat kibble. We have a big bin of it, and can share. If it's good enough for us it MUST be good enough for you.
Whichever option you guys choose....just please, for the love of dog, QUIT WHINING ABOUT IT!!!!
With much love and respect,
Rudy, the Problem Solver
We are tired of hearing about it, and would like to offer the following two suggestions:
1. You have legs, opposable thumbs, and cars. Go to a grocery store already!
2. If you can't bring yourself to shop, quit whining and eat kibble. We have a big bin of it, and can share. If it's good enough for us it MUST be good enough for you.
Whichever option you guys choose....just please, for the love of dog, QUIT WHINING ABOUT IT!!!!
With much love and respect,
Rudy, the Problem Solver
Sunday, May 29, 2011
Oh the horror!
It all started with a really long car ride. Mommy and Daddy had "errands" to do so we all got to spend HOURS in the big ugly truck. It was nice. I don't know why Mommy found the Princess Auto parking lot that bad. It was an interesting hour sitting and looking out the windows. Hudson even found a McDonald's wrapper under the seat and had a snack, but Old Greedyguts wouldn't share with me.
Then, we had a car picnic. I didn't get to go into Burger Factory, but it looks like a great place. And the food that came out of it was delicious! I got a piece of bun and three fries. Yum yum yummy!
Next we went to a place called Part Source, and that was the start of the trouble....Daddy put some boxes in the back seat with us.
Mommy went to Staples, which made her happy. She said that finally one of the errands amused her. Then we went to buy a gigantic hanging plant. I really liked it, but there was no room in the truck, so Mommy kept it on her lap all the way home, which sure didn't look comfy to me.
So what could go horribly wrong?
Daddy went horribly wrong.
He decided to cheat and blast through a light that was in the process of changing from yellow to red, to make a left turn. And that caused the boxes in the back to fall.
On innocent little ole me.
And I did the only thing I could...
I squealed and jumped into the front seat, landing with one front paw in the plant (sorry about all the flowers that came off) while the other paw was desperately grabbing at Mommy's ear. Then she started screaming.
I couldn't get my bum all the way over, so I was kicking Smudgie with my back legs and he was biting me back. Things did not go well at all. Jumping into the front seat seemed like the thing to do at the time, but when I reflect upon it now I'm thinking that I should have explored other options instead.
Then Daddy pulled over, and Mommy was holding her ear, and Daddy shoved me right back into the backseat and I was forced to sit ON the boxes that had assaulted me. And I heard Mommy start to tell Daddy it was all his fault for running the light and making the boxes fall which caused me to jump over the seat and wreck the plant and try to tear off her ear....and then a stranger walked up from out of nowhere and asked for directions.
Strange.
But he was very nice, and apparently from a place called "Victoria."
So Daddy gave him directions, and Mommy sulked, and he said that he thought we were nice pooches (what's a pooches?) and off we went. And then Mommy forgot to lecture Daddy about running the light after all, which is good, because it just makes them both really cranky.
And although the hanging plant is a little lopsided now, all is well. I've even decided to forgive the nasty box that fell on me.
Whew. What a day. When I got home I took a nice long nap to recover, and so did Daddy....which almost got him another lecture from Mommy.
Yawn, I'm getting tired just thinking about it.
Take care all, and always secure your cargo if you want to keep your sheepies in the back seat!
Back seat driver Rudy
Then, we had a car picnic. I didn't get to go into Burger Factory, but it looks like a great place. And the food that came out of it was delicious! I got a piece of bun and three fries. Yum yum yummy!
Next we went to a place called Part Source, and that was the start of the trouble....Daddy put some boxes in the back seat with us.
Mommy went to Staples, which made her happy. She said that finally one of the errands amused her. Then we went to buy a gigantic hanging plant. I really liked it, but there was no room in the truck, so Mommy kept it on her lap all the way home, which sure didn't look comfy to me.
So what could go horribly wrong?
Daddy went horribly wrong.
He decided to cheat and blast through a light that was in the process of changing from yellow to red, to make a left turn. And that caused the boxes in the back to fall.
On innocent little ole me.
And I did the only thing I could...
I squealed and jumped into the front seat, landing with one front paw in the plant (sorry about all the flowers that came off) while the other paw was desperately grabbing at Mommy's ear. Then she started screaming.
I couldn't get my bum all the way over, so I was kicking Smudgie with my back legs and he was biting me back. Things did not go well at all. Jumping into the front seat seemed like the thing to do at the time, but when I reflect upon it now I'm thinking that I should have explored other options instead.
Then Daddy pulled over, and Mommy was holding her ear, and Daddy shoved me right back into the backseat and I was forced to sit ON the boxes that had assaulted me. And I heard Mommy start to tell Daddy it was all his fault for running the light and making the boxes fall which caused me to jump over the seat and wreck the plant and try to tear off her ear....and then a stranger walked up from out of nowhere and asked for directions.
Strange.
But he was very nice, and apparently from a place called "Victoria."
So Daddy gave him directions, and Mommy sulked, and he said that he thought we were nice pooches (what's a pooches?) and off we went. And then Mommy forgot to lecture Daddy about running the light after all, which is good, because it just makes them both really cranky.
And although the hanging plant is a little lopsided now, all is well. I've even decided to forgive the nasty box that fell on me.
Whew. What a day. When I got home I took a nice long nap to recover, and so did Daddy....which almost got him another lecture from Mommy.
Yawn, I'm getting tired just thinking about it.
Take care all, and always secure your cargo if you want to keep your sheepies in the back seat!
Back seat driver Rudy
Monday, May 23, 2011
Congrats to Mommy on her new job!
I am not sure what a Vice Principal is, but she sure seems happy that she's going to be one in the fall.
Good stuff Mommy!
Take care all...
Rudy, who hopes to stay out of the office
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Just for the record...
Immediately after Mommy took yesterday's picture I twitched one little muscle and Smudgie bit me!
What a grouch!
Take care all and be careful where you fall asleep.
Rip van Rudle
Friday, May 20, 2011
How can this possibly be fair?
That dirty faced rotten little big brother of mine fell asleep on me again
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Hudson's been put on notice
When my Grandma and Grandpa came over on Saturday night, I was pretty well behaved. I needed a little direction (they are really fun people after all) but I did okay.
My Mommy says that Hudson was an absolute jerk.
He jumped on our company, and cried, and climbed on their laps. Mommy and Daddy were really embarrassed.
So now we are living in the era known as "Operation Attitude Adjustment." The uprights have been pretty clear. I may have my issues, but I am respectful in the house, so this tune up is for Smudgie.
And he does NOT like it.
They have banned him from the couch, and they make him sit and wait for permission to do everything. He says he's looking into some sort of underground sheepie railroad to get him to safety.
I heard Mommy say that last night he was already being more respectful and that she's happy it's going so well. Now Daddy just needs to follow through she says.
It's kind of confusing for me. When I want to come up on the couch I always stand patiently beside Mommy or Daddy and wait for them to say either "okay" or "go lay down." And then I always do what I'm told. The rules for me haven't changed, but life is very different for Smudgie.
Take care all, and remember to be consistent.
Respectful Rudy
My Mommy says that Hudson was an absolute jerk.
He jumped on our company, and cried, and climbed on their laps. Mommy and Daddy were really embarrassed.
So now we are living in the era known as "Operation Attitude Adjustment." The uprights have been pretty clear. I may have my issues, but I am respectful in the house, so this tune up is for Smudgie.
And he does NOT like it.
They have banned him from the couch, and they make him sit and wait for permission to do everything. He says he's looking into some sort of underground sheepie railroad to get him to safety.
I heard Mommy say that last night he was already being more respectful and that she's happy it's going so well. Now Daddy just needs to follow through she says.
It's kind of confusing for me. When I want to come up on the couch I always stand patiently beside Mommy or Daddy and wait for them to say either "okay" or "go lay down." And then I always do what I'm told. The rules for me haven't changed, but life is very different for Smudgie.
Take care all, and remember to be consistent.
Respectful Rudy
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