A transplanted Floridian calls it as he sees it...

I promise to tell all! I'll be as rufff as I have to.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

IT SNOWED!!! IT SNOWED!!!


OHMYGOODNESSIAMSOHAPPY!ITSNOWED!ITSNOWED!


Okay, I'll have to calm myself a little.


It snowed last night. Not much, and Mommy and Daddy say it'll be gone by tomorrow, but I don't care. It snowed!!!! That means that snow is NOT a one shot deal.


There will be more snow to eat.


More snow to frolic in.


More snow to track in the house.


More snow to roll in.


More snow to dig in.


More snow to hide between my toes and then jump on Daddy when he's warm.


More snow to love.


Yay. Snow. Yay.


Now, here are two snow related (non gleeful) points I must make:


1) There is no joy in snow when you are forced to wear a muzzle outside. I cannot eat snow that way, so Mommy please fix it.


2) It is not funny when Mommy lobs a snowball at my head. It wasn't funny the first time, and it wasn't funny the second time. Nor was it funny the fourteenth and fifteenth times either. If it hasn't gotten you a laugh by now, please, LET IT GO. It's not like this hurts me or even bothers me, but when the snowball hits my head it explodes and then I can't eat it.


Other than that....let the snow celebrations begin!


Take care all,


Polar Rudy.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

A few things I've tried this week...

Mommy cooked something called "Thanksgiving Dinner" on Sunday. She says we postponed it because of my surgery on the "real" Thanksgiving. I'm not really familiar with the concept, so I'm not really sure why the specific date matters.

But, oh, do I LOVE this Thanksgiving Dinner concept. Mommy cooked for two solid days. And when Mommy's in the kitchen that's where you'll find me (and Smudgie too).

I ate lots of carrot skin curls (and to think Mommy calls them garbage). I got to taste yams, pecans, whipping cream from a spray can (freaky, but yummy), devilled eggs, ham, garlic sausage, and lots, lots more.

She cooked a turkey for what smelled like months, and I even got a tiny taste of that, too. And then there was gravy on my kibble that night!

I hope we do Thanksgiving at least once a week from now on.

Take care all, and happy arbitrary Thanksgiving!

Rudy, who is so thankful.

I think the snow might really be coming...

It got really cold and rainy here. We haven't seen the sun in months. (Smudgie says I'm exaggerating, but I don't think I am). Mommy hung out laundry on Sunday, and it's been raining ever since. That must be months, right?


Anyway, it's cold. My feeties feel chilly and Hudson's complaining about his delicate feet and hating the rain. Do you think? Dare I hope? Could it possibly be? Could there be SNOW on the way?


Please, please, please think snowy thoughts for me. I'd be so thrilled to see snow again. Mommy and Daddy say that snow is a bad word, but I can't possibly see how that could be true.











This picture is of my glorious snow, but it's from last year. Dare I dream that something so wonderful could ever happen again?

Cross your fingers for me, and take care all.

Rudy, aspiring snowdog

Friday, October 22, 2010

This picture needs no explanation other than HOW IS THIS FAIR!?!?!?!?!?!


I know it's been a long time but...

I did promise to tell you the story of Daddy and the horse. It doesn't seem as funny now, but a few weeks ago Mommy and Daddy went to brunch with Grandma and Grandpa, and the restaurant has a field of horses.

Mommy and Daddy were early, so Daddy went to pet the horses. He didn't stop to get them carrots, and they're used to getting carrots. There were four horses, and Mommy says that three were very nice, but the white one got really mad at Daddy for not bringing him a carrot...so he bit Daddy.

I'm really not sure why Mommy thought this was so funny, but she still laughs about it now. Daddy got a bruise from the horse, and apparently brought him lots of carrots after brunch.

If anyone had thought to bring me along to this "brunch" thing, I would have protected my Daddy from the evil horsies. You betcha.

Yet another example of how leaving me out of eating experiences is NEVER the right choice.

Take care all, and watch for Ninja horsies.

Rudy, the absent protector

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Just a quick question...

I know my Mommy's a teacher, but shouldn't she know how to count to four?

I think she should be able to.

Yet whenever the uprights decide on ice cream (and Smudgie and I wait so patiently for our shares), they always bring two bowls to a room with FOUR of us.

So, why can't she count to four when there's ice cream involved?

Sigh.

Take care all.

Rudy, who does not like this new math stuff!

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

What is the best way to bite a piano?

When Daddy agreed to bring the old piano into the house he thought Mommy would lose interest right away, but she's been playing it for hours and hours a day. It's nice and all (could use a tuning though, even I know that), but it is seriously cutting into our TV and snuggling time.

If I bite the piano will it go away?

I'm falling behind in all my shows...there are some episodes of Billy the Exterminator that Mommy taped (they're old, but I haven't seen them yet), and THEY ARE JUST SITTING ON THE PVR.

I am not allowed to use the remote myself...something about Smudgie eating the one from the DVD player when he was younger. I need my Billy fix!

So, can I interest anyone in a piano? I'm not enjoying sharing my Mommy.

Take care all,

Rudy, who is not the Piano Man

Monday, October 18, 2010

Just a quick update

I'm feeling great. Daddy's started us back on big walks, and my stitches are holding nicely. I think they look pretty handsome, actually. Makes me look like a biker sheepie.

I have been staying away from socks, but have been eyeing Mommy's gloves. It hasn't snowed (Smudgie says it will eventually though...I hope he's not teasing me because I LOVE snow!) and yet Mommy's already wearing them. She says her colleagues (whatever those are) laugh at her because she is already wearing mittens, two jackets, and a fuzzy scarf for recess duty, but refuses to give up her sandals yet. Personally, I think it's just to keep the socks at bay. It's all just for me.

I do have something yucky to report. Mommy wasn't kidding when she said I'd be going outside wearing a muzzle. She got one. It's like a big basket that goes over my face. I CAN'T EAT ANYTHING GOOD off the ground now. She keeps threatening to make me wear it in the house too, whenever she can't keep her eyes on me.

How is that fair?

Anyway, I should head back to my crate. If Mommy realizes I sneak out and blog while she's at school I'll find myself wearing that horrible thing on my face while I'm crated too, and that would seriously mess with my naptime.

Take care all, and here's hoping the snow falls on ya soon, wherever you are!

Rudy, the snowdog! (Who is a jolly, happy, HEALTHY soul these days.)

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

I'm baaaaaaaaack!

Hi everyone.

I'm back and feeling just fine.

Mommy and the amazing Dr. Moffatt both think I should still be taking it easy, but I'm just having so much fun feeling better that I find it hard to behave. I really like pouncing on Smudgie right now. When he pounces back Mommy grabs him and HE gets into trouble. I must remember to do that often.

I'm also really enjoying the special food I get. Daddy used roast chicken this time instead of boiled chicken and it was delicious.

They bought me this thing called a muzzle. It's supposed to keep me from eating things when they can't watch me. I don't really like it now, and don't plan to, but I'll keep you updated.

I'm supposed to be in my kennel now, but I snuck out for a quick post. Thank you all so much for your care and concern. I'm sure one lucky dog, and I'm really glad to be back with you all.

I wish I could promise I'll never try that sock thing again, but I know in my heart that it will be hard to resist, so I'm only going to promise to try. Mommy and Daddy are working on desocking every single inch of the house, but I know I have to do my part too.

Take care all!

Rudy, on the road to recovery

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Update on Rudy

Hello everybody. This is Tracie blogging for Rudy. Many of you already know what's been going on for him, but I thought I'd put an update here for those who don't.

On Thursday he was ill. He'd been throwing up and was definitely not himself. We rushed him to the vet, and they took x rays which didn't show much, except some gas and discomfort. They gave him barium, and said to bring him back for a follow up x ray at nine the next morning.

By morning he was a lot weaker, and definitely in a lot of pain. I took him to the vet early, and left him there. I figured he was in much better hands there than with us. I went to work and waited for a call.

The call came almost immediately. Rudy was in trouble. Big trouble. Even though work is only about two blocks from the vet the drive felt like it took a million years. By the time I arrived (maybe a minute and a half later), Rudy was being prepped for emergency surgery. He'd gone into full on shock right after I left him, and were it not for some wonderful coincidences and great luck (the tech decided to x ray him early and discovered he'd started to crash, Dr. Moffatt came in early and noticed a sick sheepie, etc) we would have most certainly lost him.

I won't go into graphic details, but his heart rate was over 230 (I'm told a hundred is normal), and his fever was 42.1 (that's 107 for those of you who speak American). His mouth was dry, his gums were light grey, and his eyes were empty. I held him while they prepped him, and had this very real feeling that the life was fading from him, and fast.

Dr. Moffatt works miracles. I've always known that. He rushed him into the operating room (it was like a scene from a TV show), and in a very short period of time, Rudy was open from stem to stern, and his intestines were spread out all over...and I do mean all over. It's hard to imagine all that stuff in his little belly.

A sock was found, and it caused all sorts of damage. His intestines were not a natural colour at that point, and while they started to pink up almost immediately we have been warned that at that point there was no way of knowing what the outcome might be. We'd been lucky he survived the surgery.

We took turns sitting with him throughout the day Friday. He didn't come out of the anesthetic easily, and it took a long time for him to swallow on his own, so he was officially in intensive care for a long time. By five o'clock he was just starting to lift his head and look around. It was heartbreaking to have to leave him overnight, knowing that there was no one with him in case the worst happened, but Dr. Moffatt didn't think that transferring him was a good idea, so we had to spend a very difficult night without him, not knowing if we'd see him again in the morning. We were told there was a very real chance he'd not make it.

We arrived at the vet very early on Saturday morning, and sat in the parking lot waiting for them to open. The techs came in, and one by one they walked the other dogs we'd gotten to know from the surgical and med wards through the parking lot. There were tears in our eyes, knowing that Rudy might already be gone. He'd been so sick the night before, and so weak.

Imagine the tears and shrieking that came out of us when he WALKED out that door, to go for a pee. The word miraculous has been said by many (especially the clinic staff, which makes it really meaningful) to describe Rudy over the last few days, and I swear I heard a choir of angels singing in the background when he walked out.

We spent the morning, and early afternoon with him, but we were again warned that he was not out of the woods yet. There's still a chance the damage will turn out to be too severe, and infection is an ever concerning possibility.

We also were told that if he didn't start eating, Dr. K would want to keep him in the clinic. Again there was no one to monitor him/stay with him, but Dr. K would go in periodically to check on him and walk him, etc. Since it's a long weekend, this would have meant keeping him until Tuesday morning, and I couldn't stand the thought.

But, Miracle Rudy keeps on amazing us. The clinic staff stayed two hours late yesterday, and let us stay until the absolute last bit of paperwork and cleaning was done. And wouldn't you know it? About fifteen minutes before we had to leave Rudy started to eat. He only had a tablespoon or so, but it was enough to get Dr. K's approval to bring him home and care for him here.

He's still very sore...who wouldn't be? But he's happier at home. I cried when he walked in the door. And, last night (Saturday) he even had his first official poop. It was gross and disgusting, but we'd been prepared for this. He's sleeping a lot, which is great for healing, and has been eating small amounts steadily.

He had a good sleep on the bed last night, and whenever he woke up (which of course woke me up) I brought him his food and water and he grazed a little all night long. This morning, he woke up and attacked his bowl of food.

So, we're still not sure where this is all going. There are lots more hurdles to get by, but so far Miracle Rudy is doing unexpectedly well. I don't want to make any predictions at this point, but I will say he's one strong little fellow. I will also add that Dr. Moffatt and the staff at Transcona Vet really are amazing, and that there's no doubt in my mind that they all, collectively, worked a miracle for us.

So, thanks to those who have sent their good wishes. All those warm thoughts definitely helped Rudy. I'm sure he'll be back and blogging soon. Hopefully we'll have lots more good news to come, and I'm sure he'll have lots to say about the shiny new basket muzzle he'll be getting to wear when he's not fully supervised. We can't possibly go through this again. Rudy my love, socks are evil. Remember that.

Thanks again to all. So many people helped (directly and indirectly) get us all through this terrible time. A special thanks as well to Auntie Brighit and Cousin Vienna for Hudson sitting. It really took a load off our minds to know he was well taken care of. And who knew Hudson could walk two and a half miles? He fusses for us at two and a half blocks! I asked him about it, but he says what happens at Brighit's stays at Brighit's. Then he mumbled something about how if they'd all just stayed at Brighit's in the first place then this two and a half mile ordeal would never have happened.

Thanks so much everyone. We'll keep you updated for sure.

Tracie, on behalf of Rudy and the whole family

Sunday, October 3, 2010

So here's my Monday story...

My sick bum wasn't doing any better on Monday, and the uprights still insist on leaving me in my crate, so unfortunately I had a little oops while locked inside.

I then tried really, really hard to move away from it, but mostly I ended up thrashing about in my crate, so it didn't take long for my nice white and grey fur to become completely a different colour.

Mommy went out for dinner with some friends, so it was Daddy's job to come home early. Unfortunately, he wasn't early enough.

When he got home and opened the crate it was obvious he had no plan in mind. I was just sooooo happy to be out of the box o'poop that I ran out of my crate, and celebrated my escape by doing victory laps all around the house. It never occurred to me that my feet might be a tad, um, poopy.

So Daddy chased me outside. Then he washed my feeties enough to walk me through the house and down the stairs. We had a shower. What fun! I love it when I get that much attention. The warm water feels nice, and the shampoo always smells so good. And it's all attention for ME!!! (Hudson ran and hid in the bedroom, so he missed out.)

Then, Daddy dried me. Next he took apart my crate and washed it inside and out with water and bleach. It looks spiffy now.

Then, he spent an hour and a half steam cleaning ALL the carpets on the main floor. Poor guy.

Finally, he collapsed in bed (without any dinner) just before nine. We all snuggled, which was nice. I was still pretty damp and a little cold. Anyway, about ten minutes later Mommy came home and started teasing Daddy about being in bed so early. She called him a "slacker." He was too tired to even argue, so she didn't even hear about our great poop adventure until the next day. Poor Daddy.

Anyway, by Tuesday my bum was feeling better, so that's the end of my story.

Take care all, and next I'll tell you about how Daddy got bitten by a horse this week. Silly Daddy!

Rudy, who always dishes the straight poop

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Wow, I've missed you.

I have lots to share with you. It's been a crazy week. Mommy's been working late a lot, and Daddy's been really busy too. It's been hard for us dogs to get any time for fun.

The BBQ last weekend was awesome. But I didn't behave very well, and now Mommy's not happy with me at all. The first part wasn't my fault...well, at least I don't think so. It seems I ate something I shouldn't have (although I don't know of anything I shouldn't eat...) and my tummy was upset, so my bum got involved.

Long story short...I am SO SORRY about Auntie Brighit's carpet.

I also did pretty well with a puppy on the other side of the fence. I really did...until Smudgie let out one little bark and then I had to do my killer moves, and suddenly everyone was mad at me.

Then, later, in the house I did really well with the cat sitting on the opening in the wall. I didn't fuss at all. And then he moved. So I fussed. And again everyone got mad.

I don't get it. I was only protecting them from a killer cat. Some people think that they are cute, but I know that they really aren't much different than lions and tigers. And no one wants THOSE in their house!

Smudgie was no help at all. He immediately left us all and went to sleep in Auntie Brighit's room. Turns out there were at least two, maybe three, possibly six, but most likely a thousand other cats already sleeping in there. They each tried to creep out past him and you know what HE did about it?

NOTHING!

He didn't even lift his head. I know he saw them. I know he smelled them. Why didn't he DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT IT?

So, I was on a very short leash all night. Auntie Brighit and my cousin Vienna and my cousin Jzero said I wasn't being too bad, but Mommy and Daddy aren't buying it. I'm thinking Bad Dog Relocation Program or something like that.

At the end of the night I remembered to thank everyone for inviting me over (except the cats, who quite frankly, I would have preferred on the BBQ instead of having free run of the house). Smudgie again showed no doggy solidarity. Cousin Vienna brought a cat right up to him, and held it to his face. He made a big show of yawning and walking away.

Nice. Thanks for showing me up and making Mommy and Daddy even more unhappy with me.

Well, that's my update for now. I'll have to tell you about my horrible day on Monday, but that will have to wait.

I'm pretty sure I just heard the tinkle of my leash, and so I must run!

Take care all.

Rudy the Great Protector